FOOD, FAME, FORGERY IN PARIS

FOOD, FAME, FORGERY IN PARIS

Despite the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow offering her helpful hints on the web, it takes years to find the perfect Parisian restaurant; that little neighbourhood place with hearty food (none of those foam sauces) rude service so you know you are in France and, (this is essential) a no reservation policy so it will never get fashion-y because “fabulous people” won’t stand in line.

To be honest, queuing is tedious after a long day at the collections, but it’s the price you pay, unless damn it, just as you reach the front and a table for four is opening up, a woman of “un certain age” sweeps past, head down as if to signal “Get Back foreign rabble, this is MY quartier, my table” and they seat her first. The nerve! Ah no, Catherine Deneuve, in fact.

And then everything changes, because you feel so chic, so “in the know” (take that bloggers!) plus aren’t Gallic stars marvellous in that, far from being whey-faced vegans, they’ll frequent a joint where the dish of the day is milk-fed piglet? The next free table is in Siberia, which is to say, outside on the pavement, which is, frankly a bit annoying, and a bit cold but then La Belle Catherine warms everything up by popping out for a fag. In truth, she doesn’t  seem to smoke, but she leans against a lamppost as if posing for the late, great Helmut Newton, and although she is wearing a coat, the men around you start behaving as if she were nude except for her heels. But what heels!  After a week of being mildly depressed at the sight of identikit teenage models with the hip ratios you’d expect to find on a healthy eight year old, trying to walk in shoes so stupidly high they look as if they have rickets, La Belle Catherine is working the exactly-right height to be fabulous Saint Laurent stiletto. Suddenly you almost look forward to getting older. Although you’ll have to move to France. And get the number for her hairdresser. And eat here at least once a week. Where? You must be joking. I’d rather reveal that the front row seat number on my Lanvin invitation was forged.

On that, things ain’t what they used to be. Back in the day when I could fit into fashion, I  travelled to Paris every season both with a posse, who never had invitations of their own, and with a stationary tin, containing coloured pens and gold stars. These were topped up on arrival with locally-sourced paper and envelopes, (forgery is all in the details) then all we needed was one real ticket and my hotel room turned into a veritable Fagin’s factory. While the numerical record was for eleven extra Versace tickets, fashioned out of Ritz Hotel napkins, our finest hour was creating John Galliano pirate show invites, which, predictably, unrolled like maps to hidden treasure. I am still grateful to the night watchman who pretended to believe I wanted to make toast at 4 am, as we charred sheets of paper under the grill.

Old habits die hard. When my (genuine), beautifully calligraphied Balenciaga ticket arrived this time, my first thought was not “Great, I’ve scored the invite of the week!” but  “Um, Cassegrain paper, ink from Sennelier, I could knock a bunch of these off, easy!” But If the youth of today don’t get real, personal, seated tickets, they sulk in their hotel rooms sipping champagne and watching style.com. Today’s little princes and princesses are far too grand to sneak in via the goods lift, or charm the bellhops, or (and this trick isn’t mine, but I love it) grab an old Fedex box, slip into jeans and sneakers and run in just before a show starts shouting “urgent delivery for Anna Wintour!”

Or that’s what we let the PRs think, anyway. Because the old lag’s code of honour decrees that the tricks of the trade must pass to the next generation. Who’s that girl sitting right behind Vogue’s Grace Coddington? Never seen her before in my life.

ENDS

Hussein Chalayan. Frock as Metaphor


FROCK AS METAPHOR

The AFR Magazine | September 2009

by Marion Hume

Philosopher, sculptor, alchemist, Hussein Chalayan is all of them. But he does like to see his dresses out and about.

This is a style announcement. The era of bling is officially over. Please reset your watches as we enter, via austerity, a new era of audacious creativity (well, hopefully).

So long ago does the era of bling now seem that one can chart its beginning, its zenith, even the precise moment of its end. It started in New York in December 1997 with the private sample sale of Fendi Baguettes which ushered in the It bag; climbed to 2003 when Marc Jacobs collaborated with the Japanese artist, Takashi Murakami on the Louis Vuitton Monogram Multicolore and, finally, crashed on September 23, 2008, when a model fell off Prada platforms in Milan and hit the concrete just as the global markets took a sickening dive following the collapse of Lehman Brothers.
But while some are gnashing their teeth and panicking that a golden age is over, others are more sanguine, wondering whether, for those designers whose talent goes beyond how much hardware they can pile on a handbag, the current cleansing might prove fruitful. Which is a long-winded way of saying that these could be interesting times for Hussein Chalayan, given he is one of the great creative forces of the day. Chalayan, who was born in Nicosia, Cyprus, 38 years ago and has lived in Britain since he was sent away to boarding school at the age of 12, has long been more interested in his own preoccupations than the prevailing mood. Thus, while intelligent, well read and acutely aware of the economic downturn, he does not seem fretful when we catch up over tea at his pristine white east London studio. (We first met, at a much grimier London studio, following his debut show in 1994.) “Of course we are trying to cut things down,” he says, “but money doesn’t [necessarily] make you creative.”
Back in 1993, “green” clothes meant hairy hippies in hemp, and recycling and reuse were hardly considered. Only now, even among those who boast eco credentials and carbon neutral goals, is it beginning to be recognised that it is not just where a garment comes from that matters, it is where it is going to end up, so that its eventual disposal must be considered even at the point of manufacture.
Yet, unless you are very much a fashion insider (or the sort of art aficionado who plans holidays around exhibits at Moderna Museet, Stockholm, or Groninger Museum, The Netherlands or the Design Museum, London – all of which have exhibited Chalayan’s work), it is unlikely you know much about Chalayan, even though he has staged 30 fashion shows (31 by the time you read this), each of them more extraordinary than the last. Chalayan is rarely quoted in fashion articles, because he is not one for the sort of pithy sound bites that the likes of Karl Lagerfeld, Michael Kors and Tom Ford are so brilliant at, and fashion reporters on the run between shows don’t dare ask, “What inspired you?” or “What’s the show about?” for fear he might tell them, which can take a while.
Fluent in English, Turkish, French and Italian, this designer, who describes himself as “part Anatolian, part Aegean, part Balkan, part Mediterranean and a Londoner and British, although certainly not English”, resists pigeonholing and is more likely to be inspired by the philosophies of Ludwig Wittgenstein than he is to think “there’s tough times ahead, best do coats”. Most unusually for a fashion designer, he doesn’t duck the big issues or even so much as play-act at being flighty. For him, it is imperative that social unrest, global migration, modern identity be explored through clothes. This may explain why the eponymous business he founded in 1994 was not bought out in the boom years along with those of contemporaries who made personal fortunes when they signed up with luxury conglomerates such as LVMH, Richemont or Gucci Group.
While Chalayan’s fame rests on what he calls his “monuments” – incredible garments which embody speed or are lit by 200 moving lasers to explore the parallels between ancient sun worship and the modern cult of celebrity – at first glance, a chief executive with an MBA might assume such talent would be hard to harness commercially. But they would be wrong. For behind the monumental pieces are commercial clothes that inspire the high street. Chalayan may well be the most referenced and least acknowledged designer working today. One example of many is his recurring contrasts of graphic bright shapes against soft florals that have become a staple in summer dresses for mass-market retailer Zara.
Yet this is not some story of a starving artist who has been ripped off. While Chalayan has never been bought out and does not own a mansion, he has invested the profits of two lucrative and consecutive three-year consultancies – the first with TSE cashmere in New York, the second with Asprey in London – into his own company. He may yet prove to be the smartest of the pack, given those who sold out now have itchy shareholders to fret about. In contrast, Chalayan recently signed with sportswear company, Puma, part of the PPR conglomerate, which also has Gucci Group in its stable.
Along with the cash, Chalayan negotiated for access to the cutting-edge technology of the sportswear brand as well as a plug-in to the fashion expertise of Gucci Group; the latter without having to answer to Gucci Group CEO, Robert Polet, a softly spoken but resolute operator who is expected to make some tough calls about who stays on the group’s slate in the not too distant future. Chalayan’s own company instead benefits from a widely experienced CEO in Giorgio Belloli who was recruited from Prada and who reports directly up the PPR chain (thus bypassing Gucci Group).
The subject under discussion as we sip our tea is fashion versus art. “I don’t see fashion as lesser. I see it as richer because it brings in so many worlds,” says Chalayan, then adds, “although, when your work is cross-disciplinary, people don’t know where to place you. Fashion is not taken as seriously as art … artists are seen as a more significant, more critical part of life but I think there can be a more interesting thought process behind fashion. I’m fascinated with creating new micro-geographies of the body. I’m interested in ideas and also in clothes looking sexual and in sexuality.”
On paper, he might sound opinionated but, face-to-face, is a deeply thoughtful person who asks as many questions as he answers. Chalayan is perpetually curious and believes that “as life is short I want to explore all I can” and is fearless in pushing boundaries, both in design and conversation (which, by now, has moved to religion and what he considers the cannibalistic elements of Roman Catholic transubstantiation, where the bread and wine become the body and blood of Christ during the course of the sacrament). To him, chit-chat on a cold afternoon might also embrace alienation and identity, the movement of the world’s peoples because of conflict, fire, flood.
Hussein Chalayan’s earliest memories are of Cyprus, the small and bitterly divided country of his birth, where a nagging unease was ever-present. “Our house was right near the border, so we lived with a mixture of curiosity and fear. We would get Greek TV and Greek radio but were not able to interact with Greeks, so there was this strange schism; the sense of dealing with the invisible,” he recalls, then adds that while he can’t speak Greek, “I know it, I feel it.”
From the Turkish side came a sense of being part of a cultural melting pot, “because the Ottoman empire is so mixed and so ancient and I think that fascination with wanting to know who I am is very strong in me”. Chalayan adds that, given the Turkish alphabet changed in 1928 as part of the reforms of the country’s modernising leader, Atatürk, “when you can’t read your own history in the original writing, perhaps you are forced to be new, flexible and adaptable”.
Istanbul, which he visits regularly both in person and through his work, fascinates as the fault line between East and West. Chalayan remains one of the only broadly Western designers to explore the power of the Muslim veil, notoriously in a show where models were left naked, yet with their faces covered. “But that was 1997; it wasn’t an issue at that time,” he shrugs. “I wouldn’t address it in the same way now; it’s not necessary, there are too many angry people. Of course, inevitably, it [was seen] in a political context, but my initial exploration was about how you can acquire an anonymous existence; [about] how, when you create a dress code, you create a parameter around you because people don’t know how to enter that zone.”
As people flee from wars and the wrath of nature in increasing numbers, Chalayan’s constant exploration of exile also seems timely. His Geotropics show of 1999 reflected on how borders, formed either by man or nature, shape culture, and ended with monumental dresses that became chairs to carry with you, a ball gown that morphed with a (functioning) table. Ambimorphous (2002) explored notions of how ethnic dress adapts to amalgamate into ‘Western’ dress. In 2005, Chalayan was invited to represent Turkey at the 51st Venice Biennale and made a short film in which Tilda Swinton plays a biologist, seen in the lab extracting DNA samples from the clothes of ‘foreign’ females and then sequencing these to reveal how these women look. (Science has yet to catch up with this process from Chalayan’s imagination.)
Yet the designer is also enraptured by things most of us hardly notice; what he calls “blind spots, the gaps between things”. Commercial flight is the ultimate “blind spot” he says, because, “you get on a plane and you go somewhere but actually the whole idea of getting there is an extension of the space you’ve just come from”. Beyond this, a fascination with ærodynamics has lead to a firm grasp of the rigorous principles of æronautical design and extraordinary experiments with radio-controlled clothing. His 2007 show, titled One Hundred and Eleven, explored 111 years of Western dress and ended with costume history condensed to just five mechanical outfits that – as parts moved and shifted shape in front of an amazed audience, from 19th century constriction to the freedom of the flapper dress to the sexual freedom of the ’60s and the modern day – was happening as the models stood still on stage.
“But sometimes it is the simpler things that are harder to achieve,” says Chalayan, referring to (much copied) little dresses constructed to seem lighter than air. The ultimate thrill, he says, comes not from being fashion’s brainiac, but from “seeing people wear my stuff. I know the seaming on that coat has been acquired through the research that led to a remote-controlled sculpture, but I like seeing it as something you can wear, which I could not have achieved otherwise.” Being exhibited in museums might be an honour, “but I enjoy the way design processes become relevant to daily life. That’s the exciting balance for me.”

HOTEL TRAVELS IN TIME

HOTEL TRAVELS IN TIME

I am writing this on a hotel terrace in Milan, balanced on the only piece of furniture I think I might actually sit on. What –is– that over there? A daybed? A sputnik? I used to adore checking into hotels – but right from the Pamela Anderson-esque swing in reception – this one is making me feel ancient.

Thank heavens for room service. Coming down to have breakfast yesterday morning, dewy young beauties who had probably been up all night made me feel like Methuselah’s granny. As for the thumping soundtrack urging me every five seconds to “Get Yourself Together”, I‘d rush to my room and slip into something Pucci just like the rest of them except that, alas, such is the Stygian gloom in there, even a neon pink swirly print mini dress – if I owned such a thing – would be impossible to find.

Talking of impossible to find, it took ages to locate the evacuation instructions (which I always read, having once experienced a terrifying hotel fire). They are hidden in the wardrobe and in gray 9-point type – chilling evidence perhaps of some survival of the fittest thing, where only the young gorgeous ones, still with 20/20 night vision, are expected to make it out alive.

Did I mention the bath in the middle of the room? No, let’s not go there. And as to where the hell the surround-sound in my room was coming from – well, yes,  hands up, I am indeed the over-40 luddite who had to call reception to ask how to turn it off. Silly me. Of course the source would be under the fridge, hidden in a cupboard so cunning, it was the first I knew there was a mini bar.

Give me an unhip hotel any day, where there’s a chocolate, not a condom, on the pillow and the bed is not raised on a towering white ostrich leather platform. (How do those groovy vegans picking over the vegetarian tapas sleep at night?). In the same street as this hotel is a yet more groovy one, complete with floor cushions outside on the pavement and a water spray that periodically mists the super-cool to keep them even cooler. Thank heavens I’m not staying there. But hang on a minute, it does look strangely familiar.

Ah yes, when I came to Italy for the very first time, I did stay there, although it had a different name, back in the days when we expected to share rooms and travelled with bags of (old money) lire coins to feed the meter when the lights went out. The bathroom, shared, was down the hall. Before I came to Milan for work, I’d done the teenage backpacker thing, I’d been to India and so I knew that not everyone had the sparkling avocado bathroom suites that were the rage in England at the time. But what we shall tenderly call “the shared ablution facilities” were still somewhat shocking, especially if one was trying to get all gussied up to stand at the back of a Versace show.

Although it wasn’t as squalid as the New York dive where we were billeted five to a room (+ 50,000 cockroaches). The building is now a small luxury hotel which boasts of its association with its former resident, James Dean, without mentioning of course that he didn’t experience the Pratesi sheets of today’s $500-a-night swanky palace, knowing it instead as the nickel and dime dosshouse I remember.

That got me thinking about Paris. That hotel was a dump! In order to get any cold water into the (cracked) tub, you had to use the waste paper basket to bail it out from the sink. These days? Wi-fi, air.con, the works. In fact, I’m determined to embrace the utter fabulousness of now. Waiter, see that gorgeous couple lounging on the furniture I can’t even describe? Bring me a glass of whatever it is they’re having. I love this place!

ENDS.